There Ain't No Devil, Just God When He's Drunk

cracked:
“ “Look closely and you’ll see a face. That there is an actual Angora rabbit, and its fur is the result of carefully breeding only the fluffiest bunnies with each other over thousands of generations.” (via 19 Images You Won’t Believe Aren’t...

“Look closely and you’ll see a face. That there is an actual Angora rabbit, and its fur is the result of carefully breeding only the fluffiest bunnies with each other over thousands of generations.” (via 19 Images You Won’t Believe Aren’t Photoshopped (Part 13))

kane52630:

The Last Laugh
Batman: The Animated Series

(Source: fandoms-are-my-one-true-love)

zizicat:

I just wanted a gifset of all three… (x,x,x)

kanaya-maryammm-or-fmmm:

trying to explain fandom merch to your parents

(Source: flowerjom)

emperorjoker9:

wouldyouliketoseemymask:
The Joker summed up in one image.
My life~

mybatking:

Joker: I feel adrift- floating- like someone’s pulled a stopper on my reality and I’m sucked down the drain into something new. It’s all very exciting really.
You wouldn’t know what that feels like I’m sure…

open rp

funayurei:

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excuse me, can i get a couple of ice cubes in here please
sure, a couple of ice cubes coming up!
…
here you go
ah..
hhaah… april fools!!!!
WHAT DID YHYOU DDO TO MY DRINK???!?!?!?!?
i.„„,….i……„…..,
YOU WHAT
you asksed for a couple of ice cubes in your drink, and i only put in one!!!
i guess that is pretty funny

haemat:

things to say to bugs when science finally unlocks the secrets of human-bug communication:
im not hurting you i am taking you to a safe place
do you eat weird crumbs cause i found some im willing to share
you can bite me if you want but id rather be no-bite friends
i like your big colorful eyes, very stylish
please dont crawl into my sleeves
(sings a duet with a cricket)

(Source: keylethwasleft)

Panic! At The Disco – This Is Gospel (Acoustic)

justacumbercookie:

instant orgasm

(Source: manchesters)

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"it ain’t no sin, to take off your skin and dance around in your bones."

— The Black Rider - A collaboration between William Burroughs and Tom Waits (via juliesmits)

Tom Waits – Hold On

vrac-musique:

Tom Waits - Hold On
Down by the Riverside motel,
It’s 10 below and falling
By a 99 cent store she closed her eyes
And started swaying
But it’s so hard to dance that way
When it’s cold and there’s no music
Well your old hometown is so far away
But, inside your head there’s a record
That’s playing, a song called

Hold on, hold on
You really got to hold on
Take my hand, I’m standing right here
And just hold on.

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